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JAP said: "IMO, this is what it looks like... [IMG]http://abinitioadinfinitum.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/raquel.jpg[/IMG] You're opinion?"

Rbreb13 said: "Raquel, oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh baby!"

Airelon said: "Whaddya say there Fussy britches!!! :D"

1997zj said: "[url]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/issues/2004/04_akournikova_01.html&h=717&w=560&sz=338&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=yImg5QHHmhvysM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Danna%2Bkournikova%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN[/url] yummy!"

1997zj said: "This is Kelly, my long time friend from back home...must be that central mass water!! [IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t137/jeeper87/n17909999_31407129_5879.jpg[/IMG]"

LongArm said: "Yeah, Racquel is STILL probably the world's hottest senior citizen. :th_dblthumb2: :laugh: This is MY idea of female perfection. Six feet one inch of tan, athletic beauty. Name's Anna Ivanovic... [ATTACH]249[/ATTACH]"

JAP said: "[quote=LongArm;61740]This is MY idea of female perfection. Six feet one inch of tan, athletic beauty. Name's Anna Ivanovic... [ATTACH]249[/ATTACH][/quote] Pretty cute, but not enough boobage for me."

1997zj said: "Man there are sooo many hot tennis players! and I sear half of their names are anna lol"

LongArm said: "[QUOTE=1997zj;61743]Man there are sooo many hot tennis players![/QUOTE] Haha, why do you think I took up the sport? Truth is, every serious relationship I've had, including my current wife, came about through tennis. :laugh:"

Airelon said: "I'm still trying to get my wife to wear glasses. Purrrrr. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/Novus/LisaLoeb.jpg[/IMG] She'd be a dead ringer with em. Lisa Loeb at 40 - and hotter than ever."

1997zj said: "10 hottest foreign female tennis players... [url]http://www.armchairgm.com/10_Hottest_Foreign_Female_Tennis_Players[/url]"

FirefighterB said: "[QUOTE=1997zj;61804]10 hottest foreign female tennis players... [url]http://www.armchairgm.com/10_Hottest_Foreign_Female_Tennis_Players[/url][/QUOTE] After reading through that list, I have a strong urge to go to Russia."

Rbreb13 said: "[QUOTE=FirefighterB;61835]After reading through that list, I have a strong urge to go to Russia.[/QUOTE]Why go there. You can practically buy Russian women online these days. [url]http://www.dream-marriage.com/gallery.php?online=ladies&gclid=CJDQ-fOwjZECFQ8nawodGTWOHA[/url]"

newinvestor123 said: "Hmmm... Decisions, decisions... I'm gonna go with: Either Eva Mendes, [IMG]http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/EvaMendesPicture.jpg[/IMG] Or any one of these beautiful ladies: [IMG]http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_062.jpg[/IMG] After careful consideration, I have concluded that Eva wins. :laugh:"

FirefighterB said: "[QUOTE=Rbreb13;61838]Why go there. You can practically buy Russian women online these days. [url]http://www.dream-marriage.com/gallery.php?online=ladies&gclid=CJDQ-fOwjZECFQ8nawodGTWOHA[/url][/QUOTE] Why buy when you can rent? Hahaha. I'm too young to be picking just one, yet. I'd rather go to the buffet than order out. DEFINITELY +1 on Eva. Cuban women are my kryptonite."

JAP said: "[quote=FirefighterB;61845]Why buy when you can rent? Hahaha. I'm too young to be picking just one, yet. I'd rather go to the buffet than order out. DEFINITELY +1 on Eva. Cuban women are my kryptonite.[/quote] Cuban and South American women are hotties!"

Corey said: "Wrong, all wrong. All of you. [IMG]http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Jessica_Biel/JessicaBiel_Spellman_9925028.jpg[/IMG] Jessica Biel wins, hands down."

newinvestor123 said: "[QUOTE=Corey;61888]Wrong, all wrong. All of you. [IMG]http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Jessica_Biel/JessicaBiel_Spellman_9925028.jpg[/IMG] Jessica Biel wins, hands down.[/QUOTE] Whoa......"

j4wz said: "Old dirty men! You guys are my inspiration of what I want to be when I grow up! [IMG]http://www.varkoume.net/sections/home/girls/images/catherine_gobby.jpg[/IMG] Cathrine Gobby, only did one spread for FHM or some mens magazine like that. Australian chicks are so hot! :hitit2:"

1997zj said: "[IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t137/jeeper87/n17909999_31403226_8284.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t137/jeeper87/n17909999_31209868_4016.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t137/jeeper87/n17909999_31155535_1770.jpg[/IMG] Its gotta be that dirty water...:roll: jessica Beil is HOT! I saw her a few times on Newbury street"

FirefighterB said: "Jessica Biel is probably my #1. She can kick my ass any day."

Airelon said: "And people try to tell me there is no such thing as God. Sheesh. :D"

thezster said: "No matter how good she looks....... someone... somewhere.... is tired of her shit!!!!"

FirefighterB said: "[QUOTE=thezster;61942]No matter how good she looks....... someone... somewhere.... is tired of her shit!!!![/QUOTE] Very true. However, I am not personally tired of any of the women listed above's shit, so they can feel free to drive me to insanity, make no sense, and complain to me about not asking for directions any day."

thezster said: "[QUOTE=FirefighterB;61945]Very true. However, I am not personally tired of any of the women listed above's shit, so they can feel free to drive me to insanity, make no sense, and complain to me about not asking for directions any day.[/QUOTE] Point is... given a week or so of her constant companionship --- you'll start wondering if she's worth it or not..... within a month - you'll realize she's not!! LOL...."

FirefighterB said: "Oh, I know. But, that still doesn't mean that I wouldn't walk through a bed of rusty nails while juggling flaming torches, then go spend a day waiting in line at the DMV, then stick my tongue onto a frozen flagpole, just to meet the lady at the laundromat that folds Jessica Biel's grandma's underwear. So hot."

LongArm said: ":roll: FF, I think you've got the best quotes on the forum."

Airelon said: "Come on now. We [i]can't[/i] be done with this thread. All the young guys we have here?"

1997zj said: "Ooo I have more Ill post tomorrow!"

Airelon said: "Sorry, but gotta put the love of my life up here . . . This woman is perfect . . . She's been compared to Sandra Bullock and the girl that plays Kate on LOST . . . [CENTER][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/Novus/DanandStephforWebSig.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Sex on a stick . . . . [i](Dont ask me what's up with my hair then. As you can see from my video blog, It's since been cropped short)[/i]"

MoneyAllDay said: "lol great thread"

burnham said: "Now how is it that this is one thread that I read every post? Here's a quick fairy tale: One day, Many,many years ago there was a woman. She didn't bitch, she didn't moan and she didn't winge. It was a long, long time ago and it was for only one day!"